Yesterday afternoon set in misty and cold. I had half a mind to spend it by my study fire, instead of wading through heath and mud to Wuthering Heights.
– “Wuthering Heights”
Wuthering Through The Heights
I.
Moor.
Moor.
Less is moor.
II.
Heathcliff! Heathcliff!
Heathcliff!
H-E-A-T-H-C-L-I-F-F!
Heathcliff?
III.
Cathy!
Cathy?
Cathy...
IV.
DAD IS BAD.
BAD DAD.
Oh, wait—
DEAD DAD.
(Cathy?)
V.
Happily
Ever
After.
(Heathcliff?)
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