Memory... is the diary that we all carry about with us.
– Oscar Wilde
Archives: 2003
I wrote 103 entries this year.
December 2003
- 08: Listmania!
- 20: Hodge-Podge (Hey, At Least I Didn’t Title This Entry “Randominity”)
- 26: Merry Fucking Christmas
- 27: Musings From The Dark Place
- 31: New Year’s Resolutions
November 2003
- 03: Death of a Blog
- 04: Psst! Wanna See A Layout? (SNEAK PEEK!)
- 08: Catching Up
- 09: Creepy Ads and Questions
- 10: “The Bronco That Would Not Be Broken” (Vachel Lindsay)
- 11: All I Want for Christmas
- 14: A Terrible, Horrible, No-Good... Ah, You Know The Rest
- 15: I’m Not Crazy, I’m Just A Little Unwell
- 18: A Trip to the Cat House
- 22: Minnesotan Ice
- 23: Snow Day
- 24: You Know There’s Something Wrong With Romy When...
October 2003
- 01: Time Slippeth By...
- 02: Singin’ The Birthday Blues
- 04: “American Names” (Stephen Vincent Benet)
- 06: Ramble-icious!
- 08: Da Governator!
- 12: Zleeple Florp Eep Kligoo!
- 21: Dees ‘n’ Dat ‘n’ Dem ‘n’ Dose
- 31: Halloween Costumes for the Slightly Insane
September 2003
- 01: I Rise Again! (And Again, And Again...)
- 01: The Slouching Syndrome
- 06: Morning Randominity
- 11: The Freaky Anniversaries
- 18: Blather Blather Blah
- 18: The Search Engine Anti-Christ
- 21: Conan And Smith And Beethoven, Oh My!
- 23: Crooked Hands
- 25: And The Head Cold Comes In The NIIIIIIIGHT!
August 2003
- 01: This ‘n’ That
- 03: Yet Another Raving PMS Entry
- 04: Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets
- 05: Blah. Blah Blah Blah BLAH!
- 08: I Hate Big Bugs (And I Cannot Lie)
- 09: Dees ‘n’ Daht
- 15: So Hot You Could Fry Gerbils On The Sidewalk
- 16: Wonderful Husbands And Writing Again
- 16: Does This Mean I Get Paid Overtime?
- 17: Attn: Powers-That-Be (And/Or Minions)
- 18: My Life Is SO Exciting!
- 20: Tolkien Sucks. That’s Right, You Heard Me!
- 20: Holy Squicky Desktops, Batman!
- 20: The Ever-Amusing Google Referral List
- 24: A Day In Hell
- 25: R.I.P. Kate
July 2003
- 01: Words Heard On The Playground
- 01: My Invisible Baby’s Invisible Daddy
- 08: “The Passionate Freudian To His Love” (Dorothy Parker)
- 09: Holey Stockings, Batman!
- 09: The Laundry Goddess Speaks
- 13: UST Makes Me Twitch
- 15: Liz Phair Will Be My Downfall
- 15: Because Girls Have Stones, Too
- 17: My Deepest, Deepest Apologies
- 17: My Bower Of Neuroses
- 23: Giggles (But No Shits)
- 25: Internal Monologue
- 26: “Idiot! My Dog Could Answer That Question Right!”
- 26: Minnesota: Land Of 10,000 Goa’uld
- 26: And Ye Shall Call Me Spiffy Loafers!
- 29: A Letter To My Gneighbors
June 2003
- 09: Rabbit Noises
- 13: nosetype
- 13: Rabbit Conversations
- 15: A Great Way To Start The Day
- 15: The Feathered Incorruptible
- 17: Gay Marriage
- 25: This ‘n’ That
- 25: The Deer-In-The-Headlights Blogger
- 26: The Morning Routine
- 26: The Arrival
- 26: Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix
- 29: Ho Ho Ho!
