You Know You’re A Titanic Nut When…: Fun & Games

No, it’s not about the blockbuster movie — it’s about the actual disaster. Not that I’m making light of it or anything…

Every time you hear the B-52s, you think of Ismay.
You always seem to wake up around 2 in the morning, bathed in a cold sweat — a very cold sweat...
You keep mistaking porcelain doll’s heads for children’s skulls.
You find yourself riveted to the screen whenever something Titanic-related comes on.
You actually got the pun in the sentence above.
Whenever anyone asks if you’re feeling moody, you respond, “No, but I am a bit Lowe today.”
You know all the words to “Nearer My God To Thee” — and you’re not even a Christian.
Every time someone mentions the North Atlantic, you get that familiar sinking feeling…
You never ask for ice in your drink. Ever.
You can’t seem to say “left” or “right” anymore — instead, it’s “hard a’port” and “hard a’starboard”
Port isn’t a liquor to you.
“Alvin” isn’t a chipmunk to you.
Refilling the ice cube tray makes you cry.