Children’s Books You’ll Never See: Fun & Games

Because uptight PTA members need more to fuss over than Harry Potter and Heather Has Two Mommies.

Pop! Goes The Hamster… And Other Great Microwave Games
You Were an Accident
Strangers Have the Best Candy
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly!
Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
Katie Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her
The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s Book of Wild Animals of North Amer— Hey! Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!
All Dogs Go to Hell
The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking
When Mommy and Daddy Don’t Know the Answer, They Say God Did It
Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
Bi-Curious George
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver
You Are Different and That’s Bad
Daddy’s New Wife Timothy
Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets
The Hardy Boys, The Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
Babar Meets The Taxidermist
Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
Start A Real-Estate Empire With The Change From Your Mom’s Purse
The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
The Care Bears Maul Some Campers And Are Shot Dead
How To Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
Controlling The Playground: Respect Through Fear