Without-Feathers.com

The most wasted day of all is that during which we have not laughed.
Sebastian R.N. Chamfort

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Fun & Games

Bits

Some of these you’ve seen before; some of them you haven’t. I collect (and create) all kinds of lists and articles—some serious, some not. If you’ve seen anything interesting that you think might do well up here, drop me a line via the Mail link on the menu.

Reads

• 50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator: When flatulence just isn’t enough...
• 50 Fun Things To Do In Class: Go ahead and try these, but don’t blame me if you’re expelled.
• 100 Ways To Avoid Dying: Why is that lizard counting my teeth?
• Answering Machine Messages: Let people know that they’ve reached your phone.
• Children’s Books You’ll Never See: Didn’t I read these as a kid?
• Exorcism: Cast those rotten demons out! (No herd of swine necessary.)
• For I Will Consider My Cat Jeoffrey: A poem to a cat from a man in an asylum. o_0
• The Major General’s Song: I am the very model of a modern Major-General!
• Ode To Spot: Data’s amusing little poem from the Star Trek: TNG episode “Schisms.”
• Tom Swifties: Fun to read, fun to think up...
• To Whom It Concerns: Darlene Connor’s famous poem from the sitcom Roseanne.
• Warning Signs Of Insanity: Mama’s little baby loves short’nin’, short’nin’...
• What Not To Say To A Cop: Take me drunk, occifer, I’m home!
• Yo Momma...: Yo momma so dumb, she don’t know how to click a link.
• You Know You’re A Titanic Nut When...: For disaster enthusiasts, not movie fans.

Quizzes

• Which Harry Potter Are You?: There’s only one Boy Who Lived, but he has so many personas...
• Which Snape Are You?: Detention, Potter!

Miscellaneous

• ASCII Bunnies: A couple of cute little ASCII bunnies.